Agnes - She could handle my joystick any day!

This week we have the lovely, blonde babe, Agnes. Talk about a "Catch of the Day", I couldn't believe that after only a few minutes of my witty banter and an offer of crisp cash, Agnes agreed to come back to Chez Moi and be ravaged. Being the "Gok Wan" of British porn, I tried her out in a few different kinky outfits, but settled on a sexy pilots uniform, complete with white hold-up sexy stockings with little blue ribbons at the top and a rather nice pair of red high heels. Well, when Agnes revealed herself dressed in this ensemble I nearly fainted. Imagine her being the pilot of a plane? I wouldn't mind getting into her,"Rear section" cor blimey, boom, boom! I must admit I have NEVER seen any air crew looking like Agnes on "Air Crash Investigation" of which I am an avid follower. I am giving Agnes a 10 rating; a total, slutty babe!

India - Turned into a crazed monster

Well, as you can imagine, when Lara unleashed me, I leapt on India like a crazed Dervish and proceeded to have a feeding frenzy on those luscious juicy juggs, whilst at the same time plunging my hand into her knickers to feel her sodden crack! Lara tried to drag me off, but like any man faced with such a body, I had turned into a crazed monster, with one thing in mind! No, not to have an extra Rich Tea Biscuit with my cuppa, but to jam my dick between those huge fun bags and fuck them senseless. India just let me let rip with her body and I subjected her to every depraved sexual act that I could think of.....and more! By the end of our rampant session, I was completely spent, India however didn't even break a sweat! Wow what a girl!

Lucy - A film school student

People have been writing in saying, "Jim, why can't every week be school uniform week?" Well in a perfect world it would be, but girls should be able to wear other stuff as well. Having said that, here's the lovely, student, Lucy, IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM. Yet again The Cap'n Birdseye of porn has set sail and trawled in another tasty catch of the day. Lucy was a film school student who was eager to find out how we make films in the world of UK porn. I think she expected to find catering trucks, jibs, gaffers and so on, not an old git in a suit with his dick hanging out!

Candy - Pursuing a blonde babe 2

Well, as you can imagine, I was chomping at the bit to get my mits on the lovely Candy. She plunged my dick in her mouth and gave it a good sucking, after which I lost it. We were both a little awkward at first, until we got on the bed and started to snog, at which point she went crazy and by the end, when I asked "Where would you like me to cum?" She answered, "You can come inside me if you like?" Well, you're all going to curse me, but to be honest I was so shocked, in other words the idea was so exciting, that I actually couldn't and came on her face instead. Yes, I know, a typical spandex wearing, body-building greaseball porno stud wouldn't have had a problem, but hey, I'm just a normal guy, maybe another time. Lucky, I have her number, so I'll look her up next time I'm around.

Madison - Gorgeous tight young pussy

This week I'm back in Budapest, what with the credit crunch and all that, babes are coming out of the wood work all over Budapest. Yet again, I tracked down that filthy, disgusting sleazebag Gustav who skulks by the Rive Danube, plying his trade. Whether you require weapons of mass destruction or gorgeous babes, Gustav is the man to contact and as usual he came up trumps again with the wonderful Madison. This is the kind of girl I sometimes, during a quiet moment of reflection, kneel down and say a little prayer for. Just to annoy you all, this week you can enjoy Madison behaving badly all by herself, ie without me blocking the view. Check out her cute little outfit and over knee grey socks. At the end she did grab my dick and next week, I jam it into her tight hot pussy!

Crystel - Approached in her car

Well here's a real treat for you all. I approached the lovely Crystel in her car and challenged her to a fuck for 500 spondoolies. Well, you wouldn't believe what a wanton British slut was lurking under that sweet exterior. She started by relating a story of when she was at school, how she'd cavort around with her friend, both of them in short, pleated skirts and get sent to the head-master to be bent over and thrashed. Well, that got me going from the very start and at this point decided, well in fact Lara decided, that Crystel should be changed into a sexy school uniform without further ado. Well, you will notice that Crystel has an incessant giggle, reminiscent of an inmate of an institution, which I found a constant turn on. Anyway check out how I get stuck into her tight little arse!